NFL Post Season Predictions: Channeling Jimmy

AFC Wild Card Round:
Indianapolis over Cleveland
Pittsburgh over Jacksonville

NFC Wild Card Round:
Tampa Bay over Minnesota
Philadelphia over Arizona

AFC Divisional Round:
San Diego over Pittsburgh
Indianapolis over New England

NFC Divisional Round:
Dallas over Tampa Bay
Philadelphia over Arizona

AFC Championship Game:
Indianapolis over San Diego

NFC Championship Game:
Dallas over Philadelphia

Super Bowl XLIII:
Dallas over Indianapolis

For another take, go here.

NFC Predicitions: How 'Bout Them Cowboys!!

All of the above average teams in the NFC reside in one division. The four teams in the NFC East are far and away the best teams in the conference. Every team in this group could win 10 games with Dallas being the cream of the crop. The Brett Favre-less Packers will take a serious step backward after a year that saw them overachieve by about four games. The NFC West should not be allowed to be represented in the playoffs, it is the NFL equivalent of MLB's NL West. The odd coincidence with this analogy is that Arizona will win in both sports. Now for more bad picks:

NFC East:
1. Dallas
2. Philadelphia
3. New York Giants
4. Washington

NFC North:
1. Minnesota
2. Detroit
3. Green Bay
4. Chicago

NFC South:
1. New Orleans
2. Tampa Bay
3. Carolina
4. Atlanta

NFC West:
1. Arizona
2. Seattle
3. St. Louis
4. San Francisco

To see the thoughts of the older generation, see this.

AFC Predictions: The Phins Will Not Make the Playoffs

The AFC is the deeper of the two conferences with heavyweights New England, San Diego, Indianapolis, and Pittsburgh. But the storyline in the AFC all season will be super annoying Brett Favre. The Patriots and Chargers will each win a ton of games in terrible divisions and the AFC South will rival the NFC East for the best division in football. Darren McFadden will be sensational as a rookie, much like Adrian Peterson last season and the Dreadful Dolphins will win more than one game. Without further adieu, NFL picks that are sure to be wrong, AFC Edition:

AFC East:
1. New England
2. New York Jets
3. Buffalo
4. Miami

AFC North:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Cincinnati
4. Baltimore

AFC South:
1. Indianapolis
2. Jacksonville
3. Houston
4. Tennessee

AFC West:
1. San Diego
2. Oakland
3. Denver
4. Kansas City

To see what the only person I know who has seen every Super Bowl thinks, go here.